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Feeding a dog seems easy, right? Wrong! If you’ve got a furry friend, you know it’s a mix of science, art, and chaos. Here’s a step-by-step guide to feeding your dog without losing your mind—or your snacks.
How to Feed a Dog
Step 1
Choose the Right Food
Start with the basics: healthy kibble or wet food. Sure, it’s their dinner, but that doesn’t stop them from staring at your plate of spaghetti like it’s manna from heaven. Pro tip: Don’t cave. Dogs aren’t picky eaters—they’re professional guilt-trippers.
Step 2
The Serving Size Debate
Portion control is key. Pour too little, and your dog will act like you’re the villain in their life story. Pour too much, and they’ll eat it all anyway... then give you the why am I round? look. Stick to the feeding guidelines—or face the puppy eyes of doom.
Step 3
Treat Time—AKA Dog Bribery
Treats aren’t just for training; they’re for peacekeeping. Keep a stash handy, whether it’s for sitting, staying, or just existing. But remember: Too many treats and your dog might start negotiating like a union boss.
Step 4
The Feeding Ritual
Place the bowl down. Step back slowly. Let the feeding frenzy begin. Remember, they aren’t just eating; they’re auditioning for Fastest Eater in the World.
Feeding your dog isn’t just about nutrition—love, laughter, and learning to resist their relentless begging skills. Follow these tips to keep your dog healthy, happy, and only slightly spoiled.
Enjoy your role as head chef in their personal restaurant!
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